Beach Goer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

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'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Shrink's Summer Job

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

A beach has meters.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Why do men wear long short pants?

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Tsunami Selfie

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

Seedy Beachgoer Man

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"You and me open a chip shop. Whaddaya say?"

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

The New Summer.

Sunblock 2025