Beachgoer With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Mankini - One size fits all.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Shrink's Summer Job

Why do men wear long short pants?

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

A beach has meters.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Tsunami Selfie

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Dead mermaid

"Out of curiosity. . . how much vacation time would I get?"

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

The New Summer.

U.S. Navy Seals Breeding Ground.

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'