Beach Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Donkey Rides - Not for overweight children.

'Martin doesn't like the sun...He prefers it in the shade!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Tsunami Selfie

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

Dead mermaid

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

'If it's not bothering you, I wouldn't bother having it removed.'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"Have you heard about what the fiberglass in surfboards can do to you?"

"PSSST! Check out THIS old bag!"

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'