Beach Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Death Takes A Time-Share

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Tsunami Selfie

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'A working vacation, your honor?'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

Dead mermaid

Just In - Untreated Sewage Blobs

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Backwards Buccaneers

'Look at those waves.'

'It keeps Harold from oogling all of the bathing beauties.'

"What is this, bread?! No, man, we meant bread. We want your money."

'Hey kid! You wanna bury somebody in the sand?'

"Hey, I saw you dressing me with your eyes!"