Quirky Beach Goer Pillows

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Brighton Bersagliere.

Climate change

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Newton's vacation

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Built and Built without a permit.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Shrink's Summer Job

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

A beach has meters.

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Geek Beach

'SHOP!!!'

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.