Beachgoer With A Sense Of Irony Pillows

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

Call Your Office

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

1930's bather.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Shrink's Summer Job

A beach has meters.

Why do men wear long short pants?

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Tsunami Selfie

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: Bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hid anything. I think it's about time our caf

Geek Beach

'Is this the way to the beach?'

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

World's sma.... llest beach

'I'm allergic to sand.'

On A Polluted Beach

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).