Beachgoer At Heart Pillows

"I was just browsing."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Beach Barbecue

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Iliadette.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Privates Beach"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Sunbathers.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!