
On A Polluted Beach
Capture the playful spirit of your favorite beach enthusiast who appreciates a good laugh. Our collection offers humorous and ironic items perfect for those who love the ocean but enjoy a clever twist. From witty mugs to amusing prints, find gifts that will make any beachcomber smile and showcase their unique sense of humor.
On A Polluted Beach
"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"
"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"
Mobsters at the Beach
"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."
"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"
"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."
'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'
Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player
Death Takes A Time-Share
'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'
Try and ride Brexit the donkey
1930's bather.
Shrink's Summer Job
A beach has meters.
"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"
'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'
"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"
I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: Bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hid anything. I think it's about time our caf
'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'
'Is this the way to the beach?'
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.
Excess Baggage: From the 'Travel Promises that never meant to be kept' department.
"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."
"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."
'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'
Coast to coast walk.
Southwest Hampton
"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"
'It's just that when I said 'I wish I was a babe magnet'...'
Man waiting to use a bathing machine
The New Summer.
"Out of curiosity. . . how much vacation time would I get?"
U.S. Navy Seals Breeding Ground.
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