Imaginative Beachgoers Gifts

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"This is it? No video?"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Writer's irony.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Parents shows the sea to their child.

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

Seafront Hotel.

"No, no, you go on - I'm gonna spend some time on the bleach!"

"We're saved! We're saved!"

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"Damn it, Eddie, you told me this script was stupid."

Transatlantic.

"Yo, dude, like I always thought cats were afraid of the water!"