Imaginative Beachgoers Pillows

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"This is it? No video?"

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Writer's irony.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Parents shows the sea to their child.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"We're saved! We're saved!"

"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"

Seafront Hotel.

Transatlantic.

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.