Intellectual Beachgoer Pillows

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"Nation-building never works."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

A Poem about Sand

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

1930's bather.

Academics at the Beach

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Shrink's Summer Job

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Guy Debord

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

A beach has meters.

Woman painting a man drowning.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

Arbitrageur in Exile

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

Business Vacation.

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

"It took three and a half hours to get here from the office, but here I am."

Academics At the Beach

'She treats me like every other pebble on the beach.'