Intellectual Beachgoer Gifts

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

"Nation-building never works."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

A Poem about Sand

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

Sunbathing with your PC.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Academics at the Beach

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

1930's bather.

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Shrink's Summer Job

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Guy Debord

A beach has meters.

Woman painting a man drowning.

Arbitrageur in Exile

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.

'I don't think that's what Daddy meant, when he said you could 'bury him in the sand' dear! '

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

Academics At the Beach

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'She treats me like every other pebble on the beach.'