Beachgoer With Opinions Gifts

I think getting a tattoo is a mistake. . .stop.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Shellfie

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."