Beachgoer With Opinions Gifts

I think getting a tattoo is a mistake. . .stop.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Beach Barbecue

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Shellfie

I told you we were late!

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."