Beachgoer Enthusiast Gifts

It is sometimes questionable that children who have an active father figure have fewer psychological and behavioral problems.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Shellfie

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Summer wants.

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."