Beach Fun Enthusiast Gifts

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Working Holiday.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Starfish doing the wave.

The Sun Bather