Beach Sports Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

I told you not to swim out to far

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Working Holiday.

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

I love tennis

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

Starfish doing the wave.