Beach Volleyball Enthusiast Gifts

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Working Holiday.

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Starfish doing the wave.

The Sun Bather