Beach Volleyball Buff Gifts

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Business Vacation.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Austrailian Vollyroo

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

Buffering Volleyball

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"Trevor's nose is running."

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

Spiked Ball

'I give it six months max!'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Danger ! - slowsand...

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

'It's just a friendly game.'

Business Vacation.