Beach Volleyball Buff Gifts

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Business Vacation.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Austrailian Vollyroo

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Buffering Volleyball

"Trevor's nose is running."

"Stop watching ladies beach volleyball for a while."

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

Spiked Ball

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'I give it six months max!'

Danger ! - slowsand...

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

'I guess we could practice beach volleyball for the next Olympics.'

'It's just a friendly game.'