Beachcombing Buff Gifts

"What the hell is going on here? That pebble wasn't there yesterday!"

Danger ! - slowsand...

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Try me/try me/try me...

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Segregated Beach

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Lighthouse Hammock.

Feeling for shells

A Poem about Sand

"...it's another metal detector."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'Beach snowman.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside