Beachgoer Buff Gifts

A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Summertime

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Shellfie

I told you we were late!

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Summer wants.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."