Boating Buff Gifts

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

Indians making canoe.

The Big Catch

Fish Farming

"It's mostly water weight."

'My nine life preservers are suffocating me.'

"I don't know. I guess you mount it on the back of your car."

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Boating Reflection

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

Speedboat

Whale.

Submariners' Eye Test.

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

Oar-topsies.

'Bob, are you sure this qualifies as a deductible meeting with the IRS?'

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'Maybe if we hurry we can still make it to the boat show.'

Motor Channel Crossing.

'Leaky Art'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Fish Row

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

Boating Supplies. Sale. Ernie, just tell the customers that the prices are very good --- Don't say buying one of these is a "huge oar deal."

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.