Boat Show Buff Gifts

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Submariners' Eye Test.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Tug Of War

"A textbook landing..."

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

And that's why I'm still single!

'Now blow like hell!'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

"Carpenter ants."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Boating Reflection

Many clowns in rowboat

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

Boating Supplies. Sale. Ernie, just tell the customers that the prices are very good --- Don't say buying one of these is a "huge oar deal."

"Do you swear to tell the truth and hill truth and nothing but the truth?"