Boat Show Buff Mugs

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Charles please! Not a slice and dice movie."

Tug Of War

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'

"A textbook landing..."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

And that's why I'm still single!

'Now blow like hell!'

Boating Reflection

"Carpenter ants."

Goldfish in a Rowing Boat

Many clowns in rowboat

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Dog chasing a duck in a motorboat.

'Looks like the fish are ready to go on a feeding frenzy.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

Motor Channel Crossing.

"Do you swear to tell the truth and hill truth and nothing but the truth?"