'Now blow like hell!'
Maritime Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for your maritime buff? Explore our collection of cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the spirit of the sea. Perfect for anyone captivated by nautical themes, ocean adventures, or maritime history. These thoughtfully crafted products add a splash of oceanic charm and wit to any space or wardrobe, making them ideal for sea lovers and marine enthusiasts alike.
"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."
'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'
Ever Given Free
Coronavirus on Cruises
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
"War is hell and so is this soup."
The Food Chain
'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'
Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'
'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'
'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'
"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."
'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'
'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'
The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.
"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"
Filling the Missile Gap
Military style hedgehog
"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."
"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."
'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."
"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."
"Especially modified you say..."
"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."
"What kind of sinker are you using?!"
"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."
“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”
Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier
'Chili again?'
US fears missile competition.
Birds on the wing
Maritime Buff Gifts Collection
Maritime Buff Mugs
Discover our full range of maritime-themed mugs and find the perfect sea-inspired drinkware for your loved ones.
Maritime Buff Pillows
Browse our maritime pillows to add a touch of nautical comfort and charm to your home decor collection.
Maritime Buff Prints
Check out our maritime prints to evoke the beauty and adventure of the ocean in your living or office space.
Maritime Buff T-Shirts
Explore our collection of maritime T-shirts and bring nautical charm to your wardrobe with clever and stylish ocean-inspired designs.