Shipping Buff Gifts

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

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Some scents are nonsense.

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Gerald Ratner's return

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Hello, editorial? This the comics department. One of your articles is leaking on us down here!"

"Try thinking like a different brand."

'The buildings are merging.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Bargain Brand

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."