Branding Buff Gifts

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

"You'll fins some mints on the pillow, polishing our brand."

Advertising Agency - "What we need is a catchy slogan, something to hide the facts."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"Until we get reaction to the campaign, I want you to pretend it's your idea."

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Brand names.

Starbucks gets a radio station; "Funny, whenever I listen to this station I get a craving for a caramel frappuccino."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Branding Donald Trump.

"We have to decide between 'contains miracle ZE-49' or 'guaranteed free of harmful ZE-49'."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've just got the results back on our brand recognition since the merger, the good news is it's way up!'

"...all you've got to do is come up with a product."

"I think you should change the company name, Mr Swill"

"Bad news - Buddy flipped the van, spilling eight crates of samples into rush-hour traffic. Good news - the van flipped logo-side up."

STRIP *Shelf Life * Language of brand name experts

"Perfect. Kate and Eli are suckers for bold graphics."

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

The Bargain Brand

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'The guts of the plan JB, is that we make you into something of a sex object.'

Space to let.

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.

"So… any progress on this rebranding initiative of yours?"

"Not now, I'm having a brand experience."

"Laugh all you want, but the advertising agency loved my idea: I'm making good money..."

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"Honey, what are these birds?"