Advert Buff Gifts

'Viewers may find portions of this program offensive...particularly the commercials.'

'Stop! It's football season!!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Direct Marketing...

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Some scents are nonsense.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Infinity Tavern

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

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Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Presenter Auditions.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."