Advert Buff Prints

'Viewers may find portions of this program offensive...particularly the commercials.'

'Stop! It's football season!!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Direct Marketing...

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Some scents are nonsense.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."