Branding Buffs Gifts

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

Product placement in everyday life

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

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Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Some scents are nonsense.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Gerald Ratner's return