Branding Gifts

"I just think it sends the wrong message."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I'm giving you 10,000 free golf balls with my company's logo on them. Since you'll lose every one of them, it'll be good advertising.'

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'Yes, it IS a powerful message....but we're selling dental floss.'

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"Note to team: set your sights higher when formulating the mission statement."

"You'll fins some mints on the pillow, polishing our brand."

Advertising Agency - "What we need is a catchy slogan, something to hide the facts."

'Yes, I strongly believe in the concept of corporate identity. Why do you ask'?

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

Even the sky has its price.

'We're rebranding to make it harder to sue us.'

"Enhanced branding metrics drive robust solutions for scalable monetization of jargon."

Peace on Earth

'I guess it's true that it's all about re-branding in this economy...'

"The company believes in personal branding."

"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

"Too jolly?"

Brand names.

'We've re-branded.'

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

'On a positive note, the massive recalls do increase brand identification.'

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'