Brand Design Gifts

'Can't you come up with something more elegant than 'Dave's Homemade Booze'?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

Hair Crop Circle

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Happy Easter

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Haute Suture

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Baroque Peacock

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Wagging Dog

The World's Easiest Airport

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."