Creative Branding Enthusiast Gifts

"He thinks venture capitalists will fund anything with an @."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Final words on gravestones.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Fashion Mistake.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Book: Lies, Damned Lies and Marketing. . . The World's Best-Selling Book. . . Ever!

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

We're polishing our brand.

"My husband's in advertising."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"The board told us it helps brand us as a team."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"