Branding Expert Gifts

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Advertising Agent to cowboy: 'So you're a branding expert?'

'I guess it's true that it's all about re-branding in this economy...'

'I want a campaign that will fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people all the time.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'Sven, I don't remember approving a brand extension.'

'It's a bit old.'

Final words on gravestones.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters....that'll be £15,000."

If this is a British car, why is it called a Hitzu?

John Deere. When we asked you to design a logo based on our name, we meant last name.

"More bad new, sir, we're being sued by the sky."

Pretentious 'D' Ranch

"I figured at this point the donkey was history and you would be open to new ideas."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Honey, what are these birds?"

Worst rebranding ever.

Who Would Have Believe It?

"We better rethink the name if we're gonna serve French cuisine."

"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"