Personal Branding Expert Gifts

Image consultants office with 'Impress' written above the doorbell.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'We've re-branded.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"That's our new church mascot."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Final words on gravestones.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Your ad here!

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"I believe in consistent branding."

The Bargain Brand

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Google signwriter.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

Branding Consultant

We're polishing our brand.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

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