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"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Final words on gravestones.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"I believe in consistent branding."

London Olympics.

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

Fashion Mistake.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

We're polishing our brand.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"My husband's in advertising."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"