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"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Final words on gravestones.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

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"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

London Olympics.

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

We're polishing our brand.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

"My husband's in advertising."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

Fashion Mistake.

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'