Personal Branding Pillows

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Without a Facebook presence there's no evidence that you ever existed."

'Just tweaking my bio in Wikipedia - what's up with you?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Final words on gravestones.

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Advertising on the internet.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.