Online Branding Pillows

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

'Do you think we're sending the right message to the public with our website www.humongousprofits.com?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Obsession with the Internet.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Creative entrepreneur at work

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Final words on gravestones.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Gerald Ratner's return

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