Online Marketing Pillows

"Visit us online at www.saturn-planet.com"

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"It's a content farm!!!!"

"Weird - my targeted ads just changed to casts and slings and insurance."

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Networking

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Connected to Technology.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"