Internet Marketer Pillows

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Chat room "The mie-ows are tricky at first, but you soon get the hang of being a cat"

The Ages of Man.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

S.S.dot.com

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Come on, everyone's on-line these days"

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Selling Online.

2 men on internet, One happy with 24hr service, the other disappointed by lack of response

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"What do I want?! Didn't you read the FAQ page on my wedsite?!"

At the E-Business convention...What you need to know...what you'd rather hear.

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

"I create spam for the internet."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Connected to Technology.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media