Internet Marketer Gifts

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Chat room "The mie-ows are tricky at first, but you soon get the hang of being a cat"

The Ages of Man.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

S.S.dot.com

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"You're too late. I already sold it on e-bay."

"Come on, everyone's on-line these days"

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'I'll put you on my blogroll if you put me on yours.'

Selling Online.

2 men on internet, One happy with 24hr service, the other disappointed by lack of response

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"What do I want?! Didn't you read the FAQ page on my wedsite?!"

At the E-Business convention...What you need to know...what you'd rather hear.

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

"I create spam for the internet."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

I should probably get out more.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."