Network Marketer Gifts

'Them...? That's our multi-level marketing crowd...'

You and I need to set a time to talk. I have a side business of network marketing which is amazing!

"I'm inviting you to join my referral network, on Lynxedin."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'How fast can you hype?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Dressed for Success!

CEO with SEO

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'