Networker Gifts

Professional Couples

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Anything's possible if you know the right people."

Man's name tag reads: None of your business.

'I hate networking.'

'I know we only met 30 second again...'

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

'I didn't get any orders, but I made lots of new friends!'

'That'll teach him not to turn up without any referrals.'

"I work for a 'Not-For-Profit' Business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for-profit' business..."

"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I have a great idea for an Act of God."

"Here's my card - please don't ever call me."

"www.www.www...."

'Oh, just doing my part in helping build an old girls network.'

"Pretty berserk. How are things with you?"

"Oh, Are you still networking?"

'Kellerman, eh? I didn't recogize the face, but the voice-over was familiar.'

"Quote, Bill, unquote."

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Davis here, is worth his weight in fool's gold."

"Hi Tom, I've heard so much about you!"

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"Yes I work from home, Battersea actually."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

Well, it doesn't look like networking to me!

'Evie? This is Rena - Val has a work-related function that's an excellent networking opportunity...do you mind feeding the kids?'

"Try...following me....on....'Linked-out'!!!"

"Gentlemen, can we stop networking long enough to get some work done around here?"