Creative Networker Gifts

"Your resume is excellent, but your Facebook lacks the imagination we want in a new employee."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Networking

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Bird Tweet.

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Mark Zuckerberg

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I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

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Business News.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

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"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'