Creative Networker Pillows

"Your resume is excellent, but your Facebook lacks the imagination we want in a new employee."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Networking

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Direct Marketing...

Wordplay: Export.

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Business News.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

We met online.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'