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WiFi Signals

Bird Tweet.

Mark Zuckerberg

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Business News.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Follow me on Twitter...

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Deleted, I'm sure."

We met online.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

Man-mobile

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"He's networking again!"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Gracebook.

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Mark Zuckerberg