Social Networker Pillows

'Does your bird talk?'

"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Why I Liked Your Tweet: An Infographic

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Internet Dangers

Networking

Text Mingling.

"I don't see the point of this so-called 'womens network'."

'....What am I gonna do if I can't tweet my peeps?'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Facebook: a dating site for friends

"Psst, Jacobs...take a walk to the coffee room and see if I'm trending in office gossip."

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

Dog sniffs telegraph pole, telling disapproving owner: 'What? It's just social networking.'

'I wish you were available online.'

"I'm watching the old boy network."

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"You spend too much time online, you know that?"

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

Social Death

"You might want to tone down that profile."

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me,'

"There's so much on Facebook and Twitter, Donald and I never had time for kids."

Fanaticism in social networks

"You've got Meme's Disease."

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'I'm retiring from politics to spend more time on my blog.'

'Stop chatting, you're putting me off. I'm trying to send you a Facebook message.'