Social Connecter Pillows

"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Networking

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Bird Tweet.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Mark Zuckerberg

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My Dream Valentine

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Chasebook

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."