Social Connection Seeker Pillows

"You have to let other people into your life."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My Dream Valentine

Network Extending from Buttonhole

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Rustic Campgrounds.

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

Unplugged.

"Larry, this is my friend Richard and his transition team."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Connecting

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"