Seeker Of Connection Pillows

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Rustic Campgrounds.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Unplugged.

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Symbiotic Connections

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Connecting

Human empathy

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

After 15 years Mike was released

Online Couples Therapy

New Years Resolutions 2021.

"Links"

A cold day in Hell.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"Wrong hole!"

'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'

'This will be a working lunch. We'll need a wi-fi accessible table.'

Open Up Your Heart.